Top 30 amazing lies told by programmers :P

Software developers, like everybody else, aren't always honest with themselves. :P Here are Top 30 lies which are commonly told by programmers...... :)

1. This task will be easy.
2. I'm almost done.
3. If there's a bug, it can't possibly be in my code.
4. I'll add the Unit Test case in the next release.
5. I'll comment and document my code later.
   
6. I will finish it by evening it's almost done.
7. Works on my machine
8. It's 90% done
9. I'm deeply investigating requirements. Will start development soon.
10. I read the documentation.
11. Just code review is pending.
12. I'll add it to the TODO list
13. I will start from monday
14. it’s a hardware problem.
15. It's done just testing is remaining
16. It will just take 2 minutes to fix !
17. Do you have third party application installed, if yes, then it is causing the problem.
18. The code was working few minutes ago
19. I am giving final touch to my design.
20. Internet is slow. Test the application only when it becomes fast.
21. This is a well known bug.
22. The QA guys doesn't like me and because of envy they are logging these issues.
23. Yeah, I tested it.
24. Coding is easy, anyone can do it
25. I am coming for dinner, just a sec.
26. I wrote the code from scratch
27. Its the designer issue..network issue.. Browser issue.. Just blame it on evryone else other than yourself :D
28. I work for full 8 hours without distraction.
29. I have understood your requirement
30. I will review my code later

Finallyy...... It's not a bug, it's a feature!   ;)  and
I'll get back to you on this soon...! :-p

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