Jokes on exams

I found the perfect example for Newton's third law...!!! :)
every time i open my book my eyes close automatically..... ;)

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The Funniest And Highly Impossible Message
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You? :P

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KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE: Sir for the past 15 days not even a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALLYA : Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.

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HEIGHTs of COOLNESS: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking your friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"

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What is the heights of hope??
It is : sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself
“dude,don't worry.
Exams will get postponed!” :P

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What is Education ?
Education is an organised system through which we waste 1 half of our life 2 learn how 2 waste the remaining half of our life.

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Special offer..Bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and
win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only..

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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"

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If a Girl Gets 90% Mark Her Response would be
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy gets 35% Marks He Says
"Check Karne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

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The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get committed couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up…..

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If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words: Bahut khushi ki baat hai !

Dad : Mere beta sher hai !

Lover : So sweet.. Love U
&

Friendsss :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

Thank you for reading my post!! :)
Please do comment if there is anything to add/ change... your suggestions and feedback will be valued and highly appreciated!!