Interesting Whatsapp/facebook status updates

Sounds weird, but True....Updating the Facebook/whatsapp status is the first thing which we are doing when anything happens ;) Have a look at the top 100 common status updates.

• In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
• Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
• Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
• The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
• OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
• Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
• It is more easy to be wise for others than for ourselves.
• Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
• Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
• Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
• The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
• War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
• The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
• I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
• Life is Short – Chat Fast!
• I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
• My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
• When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
• If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
• I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
• I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
• Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
• I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
• Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
• Don't judge someone's life until you have felt their pain.
• Sometimes , the wrong choices take us to the right places.
• Always wear cute paijamas to bed coz you will never know who will meet in your dreams.
• Time!! You can't keep it, But you can spend it.
• I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
• I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
• Born to express not to impress.
• Silent people have the loudest minds.
• Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
• You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
• Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
• War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
• When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
• I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
• Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
• You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
• You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
• When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
• When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
• I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
• If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
• Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
• The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
• Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
• My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
• Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
• Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
• Doing your best means never stop trying.
• Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
• I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
• If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
• When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
• I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
• I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
• Nothing is over until you stop trying.
• I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
• People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
• 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
• When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
• Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
• Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
• Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
• Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
• Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.
• No man fails who does his best.
• A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
• My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
• One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can.
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
• Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
• Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
• Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
• I love my job only when I'm on vacation
• Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
• The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
• Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
• There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
• Hey there whatsapp is using me.
• I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
• You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
• Totally available!! Please disturb me!!