Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janam hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho -gaye.


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Santa-What's the Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
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Classic Answer By Banta -
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effects Our POCKET...

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Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

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Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?

Banta: y?

Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.

Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging…
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Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?

Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
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Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

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Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....


Santa -
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING.. . .

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santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!
Same as above

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Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.

The most romantic lines:
Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao….

Santa translated in Eng it becomes:
I m lost in ur love, u also GET LOST .

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Santa, ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR BAR BAR UCHALTA RAHA,

What he is  thinking?
GUESS…

“YAAR YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

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