Jokes on Engineering

Engineering is FuN.. Everyone has to experience it. I had the best time in my Engineering days. Hope you also had the same. We will see some jokes on Engineers.


A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???      ;)



Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer LOCAL AUTHOR books than REFERENCE books..?
The LOCAL AUTHOR BOOK says,
"Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, jack  fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"
REFERENCE BOOK says,
Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect  hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified. One member Jack of  rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical  gravitational error leading to complete disarray. Other member whose  scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical protuberance  at an acceleration,whose magnitude is controlled by the force of  gravity"

Dear Mechanical Engineers,
"Acche Din Aane Wale Hain" doesn't mean that you will get girlfriends in college


" Hey!! Are you the new English teacher ? "
" Yes, I are ! "


Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le ...



Engineering Is like a....
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out......!!



A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.


The 2 happiest days in engineering life..
first day:
Thank god i got it..
And
last day:
Thank god i got out of it;)