one liner Funny facts

There are many things in this world which might sound silly.. But now the time has come to realize that those are facts :P (on a lighter note!!)

Funny facts:

"Thank God, I'm an Atheist"

Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can! :P

'sit' on the 'stands' in a stadium.

Irony would be to die in a living room.

We haggle with vegetable vendors for few rupees & then instagramming a Starbucks coffee.

Ironic how we put so much effort to amuse total strangers on social media, but so little effort to bring a smile to the faces of our loved ones.

Everyone wants to be in the heaven, but no one wants to die !

HIV positive is actually a negative thing.

Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper & then write "SAVE TREES" on them.

In snooker , Red balls are called Reds and Black balls are called Colored.

Thus, Red is not considered as a colored ball , but Black is.

Kids want to be adults and adults want to be kids...!

Only takes one tree, to make 1000 matches

Only takes one match, to burn A thousand trees.

A Big Bang Creates The Life

A Big Bang Destroys The Life

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.

Visible humans make you insecure. The invisible God makes you feel secure.

The poor walk miles to get food and the rich walk miles to digest food.

Awake all night to study for exam.

Too sleepy to give the exam.

Firestation catching fire :p

Meeting on global warming, in an air-conditioned room

October 31-Sardar Patel's (Iron Man of India) birthday &Indira Gandhi's (Iron Lady of India) death.

Last but not the least......

There are 7 billion people on this planet, yet many are lonely.... :(



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